Hell, Michigan

Hell, Michigan
Hiland Lake, Michigan
—  Unincorporated community  —
U.S. weather station sign in Hell
Hell, Michigan
Location of Hell, Michigan
Coordinates:
Country United States
States Michigan
County Livingston County
Township Putnam Township
Elevation[1] 886 ft (270 m)
Population
 • Total 266 (unofficial)
Time zone Eastern (EST) (UTC-5)
 • Summer (DST) EDT (UTC-4)
ZIP code 48169 (Pinckney)
Area code(s) 734
FIPS code 26-37520[2]
GNIS feature ID 628065[1]

Hell, or Hiland Lake,[1] is an unincorporated community in Putnam Township of Livingston County in the U.S. state of Michigan. The community is near the border with Washtenaw County, about 15 miles (24 km) northwest of Ann Arbor. Hell is situated 3 miles (4.8 km) southwest of Pinckney via Patterson Lake Road. The community is served by the Pinckney post office with ZIP Code 48169.

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History

Hell grew up around a sawmill, gristmill, distillery and tavern. All four were operated by George Reeves. Reeves moved to the area in the 1830s from the Catskill Mountains in New York. He purchased a sawmill on what is now known as Hell Creek in 1841. In addition to the sawmill Reeves purchased 1,000 acres (400 ha) of land surrounding the mill. Reeves then built a gristmill on Hell Creek which was powered by water that was impounded by a small dam across the creek. Farmers in the area were quite successful in growing wheat and had an abundance of grain. Reeves opened a distillery to process the excess grain into whiskey. Reeves also opened a general store/tavern on his property.[3]

The tavern and distillery soon became a thriving business for Reeves. He built a ballroom on the second floor of the establishment and a sulky racetrack around his millpond. Additionally Reeves sold his alcohol to nearby roadhouses and stores for as little as ten cents a gallon.[3] His operation came under the scrutiny of the U.S. government in the years after the American Civil War. When tax collectors came to Hell to assess his operation Reeves and his customers conspired to hide the whiskey by filling barrels and sinking the barrels to the bottom of the millpond. When the government agents left the area the barrels were hauled to the surface with ropes.[3] As Reeves aged he slowed down his business ventures, closing the distillery and witnessing the burning of the gristmill. He died in 1877.[3]

Reeves' family sold the land to a group of investors from Detroit in 1924. The investors increased the size of the millpond by raising the level of the dam creating what is now Hiland Lake. The area soon became a summer resort area attracting visitors for swimming and fishing. Henry Ford considered building some manufacturing facilities in the area but decided against it.[3]

Name

There are two theories for the origin of Hell's name. The first is that a pair of German travelers stepped out of a stagecoach one sunny afternoon in the 1830s, and one said to the other, "So schön hell!" - translated as, "So beautifully bright!" Their comments were overheard by some locals and the name stuck.[3] Soon after Michigan gained statehood, George Reeves was asked what he thought the town he helped settle should be called, and replied, "I don't care, you can name it Hell for all I care." The name became official on October 13, 1841.[3] The second theory is tied to the "hell-like" conditions encountered by early explorers including mosquitos, thick forest cover and extensive wetlands.[3]

Culture

Hell's main export is kitsch. It claims a "fully non-accredited" (fictional) college that sells "signed, sealed and singed" diplomas, an ice cream parlor (called Screams Ice Cream), and a small general store called Hell in a Handbasket, formerly known as Hell Country Store & Spirits. Hell Creek runs through town and over a dam; a bar at that location is known as "The Dam Site Inn". There is a small chapel which is available for weddings. Nearby is the Hell Creek Ranch campground.

In the early 1930s, Pinckney, Michigan postmaster W. C. Miller began to receive requests from stamp and postmark collectors for cancellations: Hell had no post office, instead being served by the one for Pinckney, three miles away. On July 15, 1961, a postal substation was established at Hell, operating from May 1 through September 30. It remains at the back of the general store, although the United States Postal Service does not recognize Hell as a town, but instead uses the name of nearby Pinckney as the actual mailing address.[4]

Several regular events refer jokingly or ironically to the community's name.

The third Saturday in September, the "Just Hearse'N Around" Hearse Club (Hell's only car club) hosts the annual "Last Rides Reunion", the largest gathering of Funeral Coaches (Hearses) in the State.[5] In 2011, the club set a Guinness World Record for the Largest Parade of Hearses,[6] with 51 hearses stretching one half mile.

Hell sponsors a running event called "Run Thru Hell", which includes 10-mile and 4.8-mile races;[7] participants receive a T-shirt that says "I Ran Thru Hell". The Ann Arbor Bicycle Touring Society hosts an annual recreational event called "One Helluva Ride".[8] There is a regular Blessing of the Bikes, in which clergy bless attendees' motorcycles.[9] The "Vista Cruise to Hell and Back" was held at Hell Creek Ranch every Father's Day weekend from 2003-2007 by the GM Skywagon Club.

Kiwanis International chartered the Kiwanis Club of Hell, Michigan, on December 15, 2001, as the Michigan District's first Internet club. The club meets in private AOL chatroom, "Kiwanis Online".[10]

Hell in popular culture

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